The Enemy Within

Characters

  • Bumblebee Bandersnatch — halfling merchant/boatman
  • Finonel Darkmeadow — elf horselord/grifter
  • “Heinrich Schmidt” — ~human~ dwarf
  • Morgan “Hoteye” Muffel — halfling ratcatcher

Calendar

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Log

Day 6

We go after a goblin in the sewers and it’s an absolute fucking farce. We don’t find the goblin we were hunting, but Thori does find a whole fuckload of chaos. We decide to go find a wizard to deal with it, Arnold Maibalm(?)

Day 5

We’re gonna go to this Locke, Stock, and Barl place, and we learn some rumors along the way. It turns out that that was a lure to try and get someone arrested for working with chaos, but then they, like…explode?? Meanwhile, Finonel is trying to get into the joust and it’s just a magnificently terrible plan. Hilarity ensues. Hoteye is arrested and stockaded, Bumblebee gets Finonel and Thori arrested ten goes and gets a bath. The three miscreants get out, and Thori and Hoteye get wasted and become sign-carriers.

Day 4

We get out of dodge on Josef’s urging since the noble’s murder has the guards on edge. As we head down the river, some guards ride down next to us and warn us about a murder in the city, Bumblebee talks their ears off. Hoteye’s cloak turns red??? There’s a bounty hunter after “Heinrich” (that is, Thori) because he looks like someone who has inherited gold and land that he was going to impersonate. Some fuckers attacked the boat, probably for the bounty on Thori, but we fucked them up. Josef isn’t super happy about it, and Finonel and Thori are snipping at each other.

Day 3

We had some adventures in Altdorf, shopping for stuff. There were a few folks following us and eventually approached, but they were shot in front of us. Darkmeadow ran for the hills while we ran for Josef’s boat, where we will stay and then travel to the Schaffenfest. There were some nobles who hired someone to get people into fights for their entertainment, which they try on us. It fails when Bumblebee recognizes what’s happening, but (via Day 4) one of them gets murdered later that night.

Day 2

We fought some corrupted baddies on the road, made it to Altdorf.

Day 1

We wound up at an inn following a job posting, where Bumblebee essentially bribed everyone with liquor. Darkmeadow fought some fancy lady’s bodyguard and won a sword, which he ~gave~ sold to Bumblebee, who was in awe of his ruthlessness.